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  Then another appeared from out of the black bay.

  And another.

  And still another.

  A small army of bitter, depraved, insane human heads.

  And then they were gone. Disappearing at once into the oil-black San Francisco night.

  About the Author

  CARL S. PLUMER was born in New York City, holds advanced degrees in writing, and has spent his life surrounded by words. He’s delivered newspapers, worked at a printing press, managed a bookstore, taught writing, wrote for literary magazines, and published technical books. His first novel, Zombie Ever After, (which you just read) was an Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award Quarterfinalist and a National Indie Excellence Award Finalist. Carl lives with his wife Kristen and their two black cats, Mr. Pixie and Miss Dixie. Their children—Hannah, Joseph, Kira, and Lee—live around the globe pursuing their dreams.

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  Acknowledgments

  Let’s see how many times I can use the word “thanks” in a single paragraph. I have many people to thank, without whom this book would barely exist—and wouldn’t be worth your time to read. First, a big thanks to Chris Baty and the gang at NaNoWriMo for the inspirational kick in the arse; they got me to ditch all my usual excuses for not writing. A special thanks to Holly Lisle, for teaching me the art of the rewrite. Holly, you are a magician!

  Thanks to Rebecca Hamilton, for her amazing editing that turned this book from “almost” to “done”! Thanks, as well, to Judi Fennell, for her remarkable proofreading and additional editing, and to Beth Lynne, my beta reader, for catching those last little (and important) things. Rebecca, Judi, and Beth: this book would be an embarrassment of typos and half-formed thoughts without you.

  Thanks, especially, to Neal Cash and Scott Hall, for giving me the encouragement to press forward when they had not seen a single sample of my writing. Finally, thanks to Kristen, my first, best, and favorite reader. And last, but not least, a shout-out to my greatest achievements: Hannah, Lee, Kira, and Joseph—may you all reach for the stars and realize your dreams.

  Table of Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Chapter 55

  Chapter 56

  Chapter 57

  Chapter 58

  Chapter 59

  Chapter 60

  Chapter 61

  Chapter 62

  Chapter 63

  Chapter 64

  Chapter 65

  Chapter 66

  Chapter 67

  Chapter 68

  Chapter 69

  Chapter 70

  Chapter 71

  Chapter 72

  Chapter 73

  Chapter 74

  Chapter 75

  Chapter 76

  Chapter 77

  Epilogue

  About

  Acknowledgments